Civilian_Target’s Journal

Because this blog needs to be taken down a peg…

• As dry as a nun’s crack
• He’s so camp, he shites tent pegs
• He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
• I’m as sick as a plane to Lourdes
• As busy as the dalkey dole office
• I left her with a face like a painters radio
• Jaysus, she could breastfeed a creche
• Not even the tide would take her out
• If I’d a bag of bruised willies I wouldn’t give her one
• She has a face on her like a bulldog that’s just licked piss off a Nettle